Somewhere....beyond the sea

As if i needed another dream dashed, here it goes down the drain. My dream of being trapped on a boat in the middle of the ocean with Donnie Wahlberg has just been set, and booked by Carnival cruislines. And yes, i have mixed feelings about this. A small part of me, the fifteen year old part, would LLLLLLurve to be able to do this, with my best friends. Drinkin, and sunning, and caravanting around the high seas. Hell even my 33 year old self wants to do this. But i still have my misgivings, and here they are in no particular order.
1. Prices start at $900, yep, your read it right. Almost as much as my mortgage (something i did not have at 18.)
2. I cannot, no matter how hard my alter ego tries to convince me, leave my husband at home with my son to sail the high seas with the New Kids (although if someone else was paying i could probably force myself.)
3. I got motion-sickness on the Star Wars ride at Disney, so a big ol boat is prob not a good idea.
4. $900......
5. Of all the people in the world I really dont want seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit I think Donnie-freaking-Wahlberg is right up there at the top. I got diet myself down a hundred pounds by may but i would probably be in a hospital with a feeding tube when the boat set sail, or close to dead.
6.Being trapped on a boat with thousands of other crazy "blockheads" does not really seem like a good idea, possibilities of being thrown overboard in a rysh to get to your fave guy are a real probability.
7......$900
8.I am still hoping that there is a summer tour where i can get in my "Facetime" with a lesser threat of death or bodily harm.
9. I amfraid it will turn into a Rock of Love cruise ship version with skanks at every corner, and that mixed with the alcohol and rocking of a boat is surely to shoot up my hurl factor.
10. And lastly, $900
But the private concerts, meet n greats, and facetime would be sweet...So for all of you, like me, not going, i am with you. And for all of you who are going, i will try and not be a sore loser, but Suck It!!!!