Coen-isms

Out of the mouths of babes...

Riding in the car last night with Denton
coen: mom can we play Indiana Jones when we get home?
Me: we dont have Indiana Jones monkey
Coen: yes we do we got it at Target during the thunder
me looking in the rearview, Denton snickering
Me: you mean daddys super secret present
Coen: yeah, can we play that

While watching the New Kids "Summertime" video for the 1000th time
Coen: mom why is Joe on a boat? Is he gonna go across the river? Why is Donnie in a plane? Who are those girls?
Me: I dont know Coen, those girls are stupid.
Coen: I like those girls, maybe they are their dads. Why are they dancin and yelling in their faces? Why is Donnies shirt not buttoned? There's Joe, Hi Joe. There's Jon, Hi Jon.....Mom can you go back i dont remember the dance...whoa....Now can we watch the one where everyone is waving (the Today Show.)
Me: Okay (I have created a monster)