Good times, good times

Lemme tell you, it has been a pretty schweet weekend here at the Brock household. Mother nature has decided to let us have a "sneak peek" at autumn and let me just say, if i could have dragged my bed outside and would have had the assurance that i would NOT be eaten alive by mosquies than i might have just lived put there. You almost had to have a little cardie on, it was a lil breezy. The days have been in the 70s with a nice breeze. Heaven....
Friday night was Passion Party night, and we hooked up the Stripper pole in the living room and had some dranks, some lil weenies and boob cupcakes and talked sex. It was too much fun.
Around 2 am Angel, Dusty, Michelle and i decided to head for, where else, Waffle House, and that is where the night took a different, yet hilarious turn. (Angel blogged about the night on her blog, but left out alot of the dirtay stuff because her family ACTUALLY READS her blog, but since no one reads this anyway, i am gonna get dirty.)
So as we open the door and walked in these 2 rowdy rodeo guys yelled "woowee were'd you ladies come from? Can i come over there and make out wid cha." He was obvously BLASTERED, so we laughed along with everyone else in the WH and headed to the booth. We overhead him and his friend talking about going to the rodeo, and they were all decked out in Stetsons, belt buckles the size of a dinner plate, and really tight jeans. So we were all laughing, when Dusty thought it would be a good idea to give him a boob sucker we got from the party. Michelle begged us not too certain it would not be a good idea, but we thought it would be hilarious.
So after the waitress handed him the sucker he yelled out, "ooh are those titties? I'm gonna get carpel tunnel from sucking on these titties." At that point he thought it would be a good idea to come over and chat with us.... Nice. And instead of joking with the whole table, he targeted in on Michelle, the only one who didnt want to do it. She was soooo emberassed. He kept hitting on her, and she politely said no, and he replied "well i just wanted to eat your pussy for 45 minutes and buy you breakfast." We lost it. I just laughed behind my menu. He eventually got the hint and walked back to the counter to join his friend.
So we hysterically laughed, ordered and ate our food and were quite pleased to see him and his friend leave. The rodeo cowboys walked out, and than after a second the drunk one walked back in. He said "women got some excuses for turning me down, like i didnt shave or i got my menstraul, and cause my trucks dirty. But let me tell ya i'll ride in mud and f##k in blood." and walked out....
Menstual, who has had there menstrual since 1950???? We laughed for hours over that.... I drug my drunk ass in about 4am and passed out.
Saturday i slept till noon and did a lil work on the computer than i picked up Coen and Mimi's and headed to the Hoke' household for my lil man Kendans 2nd birthday.The weather was gorgeous and we played and laughed all afternoon with some great friends.
Sunday found us getting up and working on crafts. Spending some time playing at Camous school playground .....
I hope the weather stays as good